A Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates.

The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he’s in the market for some Viagra.
Rep. Jessica Farrar, a Democrat, knows her bill isn’t going to get very far. But she proposed it last week to make a point and give male lawmakers a taste of their own medicine.

Farrar has long been an advocate of women’s health in a state that has made it extremely difficult for women to get abortions. And the bill, by pointing out a sexist double standard, is meant to shine a light on the obstacles women deal with when it comes to their health care.

“Let’s look at what Texas has done to women,” Farrar told CNN. “What if men had to undergo the same intrusive procedures?”

If you always expect the unexpected, you will not let difficult situations suppress you.

Do not lose hope if you have a hard way during the day. Think about where you went wrong and try to find a way to bring changes.

We must be open to the daily lessons that life tries to teach us. Life has unpredictable cycles of negatives and positives. We learn through circumstances, friends, people, events, movies, books or incidents that might change our lives either for better or for worst. This greatly helps us to find our lives’ purpose. We set values so as to do better and to avoid repeating the same bad patterns in life. Learn to find strength deep within and always have strong faith, to help you keep going.

The i.Con is “a ring that will sit over a condom at the base, which you can use over and over again. It is extremely comfortable, water resistant and lightweight.” (It better be water-resistant or even bleach resistant because you may want clean it over and over again.) It is also “wearable” technology, which can connect to an app on your smartphone, using what the web site describes as a Nano-chip and sensors. This wearable doesn’t track the number of steps you take unless you are walking in a really weird way. Instead, the web site explains that for £59.99 the i.Con will be able to record:

Calories burnt during sexual intercourse: On average, 100 calories per session, according to a University of Montreal study.

Total number of thrusts: Is this like the number of steps? Is there a daily limit that you want to achieve?

Frequency of sessions: Do you really need a wearable to tell you that you just had sex? Was that sex or just a firm handshake? And if you really need a wearable to count the number of times you are having sex, then you are probably having enough sex.

Total duration of sessions: Or maybe you can what’s called a clock.

Girth measurement: Big data?
Speed of thrusts and average velocity of thrusts: Sex is not pitching in baseball. Faster is not necessarily better.

Different positions used (currently BETA testing – will have more info in a release coming soon): How exactly will this be measured?

Average skin temperature: Not sure what this information tells you. Although if it drops below 32 degrees Fahrenheit or above 200 degrees, you probably need medical attention.